author = SCCG Team edition = First Edition image = images/clever.jpg bg = images/background_1.jpg type = Event Interesting, Well Planned Panel Gala Dinner Book Launch image = images/monster-truck.jpg Monster Truck Rally, staring John Truck-a-saurus image = images/trans.gif Comic Panel Closing Ceremony Pyjama Party Jelly Wrestling image = images/rail-baron.jpg Rail Baron Tournament image = images/trans.gif Filking Awards Ceremony Video Stream Opening Ceremony Skinny dipping The Dodgy Lager Brothers put on a Cocktail Party type = Attack Joke T-shirt Nibbles, Everyone is distracted by small bowls of nibbles No Pets! Aliens kidnap your guest image = images/robert-jordan.jpg Your guest is an obnoxious redneck image = images/trans.gif Air-conditioning breakdown image = images/gas-flame.jpg Someone strikes a match in the video lounge image = images/trans.gif Power slammed into a chair image = images/numi-lemongrass.jpg Caffeine free, Taste free image = images/trans.gif The floor collapses in the Fan Lounge Dead man, Dead panel 9am panel Gone to the bar No Beer! image = images/aa.png Your guests reveal that they're actually here for the A.A. meeting image = images/trans.gif Invasion of the puffy people Cancelled Venue Harlan Ellison parachutes in! image = images/lemur.jpg Your video stream has been programmed by a blind lemur image = images/dollar.gif Your Treasurer fails to take the GST into consideration image = images/trans.gif No Room Parties Allowed WARNING: Excess consumption may have a laxative effect The lifts don't work! image = images/morlock.gif Morlocks break into the fan lounge and steal all your coffee image = images/trans.gif Your American guest goes on a shooting rampage! image = images/dollar.gif Your convenor "wins LOTTO" and goes to Majorca image = images/trans.gif Police Raid image = images/burg.gif No Fast Food image = images/trans.gif The food is too expensive! Dress code enforced image = images/meteor.jpg An apocalyptically large meteor is on a collision course with your venue! image = images/trans.gif type = Venue image = images/hotel.jpg Rydges Hotel The Old Swan Brewery The Ascot Inn The Secret Fortress of Doom The Moonbase image = images/hotel2.jpg Nicho's Lungs The Metro Hotel The Grand Chancellor Hotel Perth Convention Centre type = Guest image = images/trans.gif Neil Gaiman Nigel Tufnell William Gibson image = images/robert-jordan.jpg Robert Jordan image = images/trans.gif Chip Livingstone image = images/lron.jpg L.Ron Hubbard image = images/arthur-c-clarke.png Arthur C. Clarke image = images/ippongi.jpg Ippongi Bang image = images/kim-stanley-robinson.jpg Kim Stanley Robinson image = images/neal-stephenson.jpg Neal Stephenson image = images/trans.gif type = Fan Guest Grant & Simon Russell B. Farr Grant Stone Mitch? type = Defies categorisation All you can eat buffet Wookie Defense * That does not make sense! Wookies do not live on Endor! if the Wookies live on Endor you must acquit. Look at the stupid monkey... Ne-ever gonna happen! image = images/drugs.jpg A BIG sack of Drugs. image = images/gnome.jpg The Underpants Gnomes * Time to go to work, work all night, search for underpants hey! We won't stop till we have underpants, yum-tum yummy-tum-tay! image = images/streaker.jpg Streaker! image = images/trans.gif The 1% rule Internet Access That would require a tiny amount of effort Furry Fans You'll have someone's eye out with that! And that's a bad thing because? E.M.P. Electro Magnetic Pulse image = images/shig-kiki.jpg Fans don't let Fans do Fans